SHAVING CREAM IS FOR ASSHOLES
Seriously.
Stop buying all these creams and gels to help your Schick Quattro power through those few stray hairs on your chin.
Granted, cream makes it easier to shave because it makes your face wet. Hmmmm what else could possibly make
my face wet... in a
bathroom... It's been scientifically proven by me MANY TIMES that
hopping in the shower before shaving makes your face just as easy to
shave as pouring fancy creams on yourself. That's right, WARM WATER does
the same thing as shaving cream, except the part where you're 5 bucks poorer.
Don't be an idiot: try it for yourself. You won't get cuts and it will shave just as fast anyways, without the messy foam
or the pressurized gases that contribute to fucking up the planet. Every time you shave with just water, like all real men, you're actually saving the ecosystem for future plundering.
And another thing: You only need ONE BLADE. Ever since the second blade
was added by a smart guy who preys on retards like you to double his
sales, they've been constantly making those stupid space-age
commercials about how the other blades shave PROGRESSIVELY CLOSER. Well
guess what, that just means that the first blades don't do jack shit anyways. If you've ever been to a barbershop and seen them use their fancy razors, you'll notice that it shaves
incredibly close the first time around.
And how close to you need to get shaven anyways? The only people who don't want a 5 o' clock shadow are homosexuals and kids.
Oh and women of the non-Italian variety.
So just say "no" to all these
fancy shaving products and just buy single-blade bic razors.These should work
perfectly for you. I'm tired of seeing those
razor commercials on TV EVERY DAMN TIME I WATCH IT, and I can only
assume it's because some idiots actually buy their products.
BACK TO MAIN!!!