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Yes, of course. While some people will have you believe that the earth is 6000 years old and that humans used to ride dinosaurs around, waging wars on each other, this is simply not the facts.  Mt Ararat, 6000 years ago, according to the bible. Dinosaurs in biblical times? Surely there are ample mentions of these in the Bible! Let's take a look at all the mentions of dinosaurs in the thousands of pages: Job 40: " 15 Behold now behemoth, which I made with thee; he eateth grass as an ox. 16 Lo now, He taketh it with his eyes: his nose pierceth through snares" Piercing nose??? Job 41: " Canst thou draw out leviathan with an hook? or his tongue with a cord which thou lettest down? ....Out of his mouth go burning lamps, and sparks of fire leap out. 20 Out of his nostrils goeth smoke, as out of a seething pot or caldron. 21 His breath kindleth coals.... " Firebreathing aquatic monster??? (nut)Job 39: ‘Will the unicorn be willing to serve thee, or abide by thy crib? Canst thou bind the unicorn with his band in the furrow? or will he harrow the valleys after thee?’ Right, sure, all those animals sound exactly like dinosaurs. Of course today, we know what those animals actually looked like:  Interesting to note that Leviathan doesn't actually breath fire, but has water-based magical powers. If the bible was wrong about what type of magic this summon beast can use, what else is it lying to us about? Was there really a Red Sea? Who were these "Egyptians"? Aliens, like in the documentary "Star Gate"? On the matter of dinosaurs' coexistence with humans, you need only refer to Star Wars movies, which are decently accurate depictions of the land "Long ago, in a Galaxy Far Far Away" when humans lived on planets like Tatooine and Naboo and shared their daily routines with creatures much like the dinosaurs Darth Vader had the REAL Noah bring to earth in his Star Destroyer millions of years ago. Proof:  The creature known as "Dewback" in ancient space language was a close cousin of the "Dimetrodon", a dinosaur. Note that the riders removed the fin for easier seating, much like we file down a bull's horns today ( more proof ).  This one was called a "ronto" a close ancestor to the more modern "bRONTOsaurus" found in the 1993 romantic comedy "Jurassic Park".  Star Wars even makes passing mention of the mammoth, although they fucked up and made the horns come out of his brain instead of his mouth. Clearly, humans once coexisted with Dinosaurs in their long space history, or how else could you account for the striking similarities between fossile records and alleged "fictional" creatures in the movies? The answer is : you can't, unless you can somehow imagine new animals! ( which is impossible ). So how do you know we didn't live with dinosaurs 6000 years ago? Even if the bible doesn't know jack shit about what a dinosaur actually looks like, how do we know they weren't right about all animals living together and riding/ hunting dinosaurs? Have you ever seen a fossilized stormtrooper? No. Question answered.  Han Solo preseved in "carbonite", often cited by religious people to explain fossilization under 4500 years. Astute scholars will tell you that this is not a naturally occuring process and that while some dinosaur bones were discovered frozen in carbonite, it was linked to the artists on the set of "Empire Strikes Back" testing the machine prior to freezing Harisson Ford. <<MAIN>> << MEMBERS >> <<STORIES>> << THE SCIENCE >> =================================================================================== |