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In every fictional religion, God(s) live in a wonderful place filled with wonder and magic. And so do they in the real religion. And they are much closer than you might expect, and yet we failed to reach them. Clearly there is no "heaven" as we've been all the way to the moon, which is way farther than clouds, and found no God (s) or angels or pegasi. No, the real God reside where no man has ever gone before: the center of the Earth.  So
as you can see, Darth Vader lives in the most logical place: the Death
Star. Ever wonder why the earth is round? Because it's built around the
Death Star. The Death Star and its 1000 kilometers of pure molten gold
that shield it
from psychic attacks. SIMILAR RELIGIONS, OR MORE OF THE SAME?
facts brought to my attention by: Aapo Joki It's an often-used argument by religious people that many stories from different Religions have similar Gods, so these must all reference the same one. So what proof have I that my "craaaazy" Religion is real? Well I'll just give you one such example of cross-referencing with an ancient lore that sound DAMN similar. In fact, a little bit TOO similar to be pure coincidence. Remember the ancient show, "The Mutant Ninja Turtles between 13 and 19"? In this show, a group of rebellious hideously deformed man-creatures tries to resist the will of one "Shredder".  Hmmm..Scarred face? Imposing? Samurai helmet? Raspy voice? Cape? Metal parts? Commander of faceless soldier army? Clearly they speak of Darth Vader. And where does he live in the story?  The "Technodrome", a giant spherical futurustic battle station, located UNDERGROUND, in the CENTER OF THE EARTH. Hmmm.  Pretty insane to think that humans would have thought up two similar stories BOTH containing a Death Star at the center of the Earth. I estimate those chances to be approximately 3720 to 1. =================================================================================== <<MAIN>> << MEMBERS >> <<STORIES>> << THE SCIENCE >> |