AND THESE ARE THE REAL GODS.
 << MEMBERS >> <<STORIES>> << THE SCIENCE >> I am a bit worried to expose the truth about the nature of the world as it may shock some people out of their blissful ignorance with the force of a sledgehammer to the balls, but last night I was visited by an angel in my sleep and I've been instructed to make a page to spread the true word of GOD. This truth is the CHURCH OF VADER, named after it's illustrious leader, Darth Vader, ruler of the universe and creator of all things. Yes that's correct, Darth Vader is not a fictional character as George Lucas would have you believe, he's the true force of the universe, binding every one of us with his wisdom and authority. Of course he's a pretty busy guy because the world is HUGE so he's created 12 apostles to uphold his law and bless us with generous gifts. |