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PREMISES:
1- GOD IS ALL-POWERFUL 2- GOD IS ALL-KNOWING 3- GOD IS PERFECT Therefore.... - GOD IS REALLY, REALLY LAZY.
If lazyness is defined as never doing any work or effort whatsoever, then God is the king of them all. Since he's all-powerful, there is nothing that could represent any effort or challenge to him. So whatever he does, however many stars he moves or how many people he sends to hell for jerking off, it's still easier for him than for me to suffocate an infant with a plastic bag. - GOD IS A COWARD If cowardice is the opposite or courage, and courage is defined as surmounting your own fears to accomplish daunting tasks, then God is a pussy. What could he possibly ever be afraid of? God has never taken a risk in his entire existence. - GOD SMELLS LIKE A TURD If God is perfect, then he's perfect for all animals in his kingdom, even the little flies that lay their eggs on horse apples. I bet they love that smell and I couldn't imagine God smelling like anything else to them. -GOD HAS A LEARNING DISABILITY He knows everything, therefore cannot gain knowledge he doesnt' already possess. I don't know what else to call someone who hasn't learned a damn thing in billions of years. -GOD HAS REACHED THE FINAL LEVEL OF PACMAN And he won. Send me some of your own: poxpower10@hotmail.com |