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What you need:
- 16ounce can of any Energy Drink - A bottle of any liquor ( go for the rum if you ask me ) - A can of soda Ok it's really easy. *Step1: - Open the can of energy drink **Step 2: - Drink some ***Step 3: -Open the liquor ****Step 4: - Fill the energy drink can back up with liquor. Lick any excess that spills. *****Step 5: - Drink. Then refill. Then drink again. Keep going until your black out/ there is no liquor. ******** BONUS STEP ******** If your can is almost 100% liquor, use the soda to mix it. Remember: if there is liquor, DRINK IT. You cannot stop until the liquor is gone. There. That's the secret to my feakishly large genitals. The cool thing about the energy drink is that it makes you feel like you're not drunk, so you can drink a lot more liquor! And since it's not beer, you won't throw up, because your body isn't thinking "hmmm why is this asshole trying to make me eat loaves of stale bread. Fuck that, BWAAAAA". Liquor is awesome. next: How to drink from a box of wine. * Some people have been known to react badly to energy drinks. So if you die of a stroke while doing this, please don't sue those companies because some of us do enjoy ruining our health gradualy and we don't want any idiot politician to catch a whiff of any taurine-related scandals so they can pass more laws banning things we like. |