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MOD MEAT 2007
BIGGER, LONGER, THICKER
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 NEXT DAY, THE NG STAFF HAD A SWEET SURPRISE FOR US ALL: WE'RE GOING TO ATLANTIC CITY! HERE'S BLURWADE AND BLURNEGONE AT THE TRAIN STATION.  ONE WAY ONLY  IN A PERFECT WORLD, WADE WOULD BE SHOWING US A DEAD ANIMAL. BUT HE'LL SETTLE FOR PICTURES OF JASON  INSIDE THE TRAIN  FROM WADE'S POV. YOU CAN SEE PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE  SWEET ADD THAT WAS ON THE TRAIN. HMMM MAKES ME CRAVE FOR A TALL, BRISK GLASS OF HOMOSEXUALITY.  TWO HOURS LATER: ALRIGHT! CHECK OUT THE BEACH. IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL DAY.  EVERYONE WALKING AROUND. JASON HERE WITH A JOGN BELUSHI FACE ( FROM ANIMAL HOUSE ).  BOARDWALKIN'  HEY, SOMETHING THAT SAYS 'MOD'. HOW TOPICAL!  RIPLEY'S BELIEVE IT OR NOT! THIS IS ACTUALY THE LARGEST GLOBE EVER ENCASED INTO A WALL! AMAZING.  WE MUST LEARN OUR PAST SO THAT WE MAY NEVER REPEAT IT. LESSON: NEVER FIGHT WITH 1914-STYLE GUNS AGAIN  JONAS COULDN'T RESIST GETTING HIS PICTURE TAKEN WITH THE LOBSTER KING  MINCHAMBER CHILLIN' ON THE BOARDWALK WITH HIS SOUNDWAVE T-SHIRT. P.S. THIS GUY LIKES TRANSFORMERS  FIND UBERBARISTA ON THIS PICTURE, IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S GOT ONE OF THOSE OLD CIVIL WAR GENERAL MUSTACHES. HE'S ABOUT TO GO HUNT ROBIN WILLIAMS IN A WALL-MART. JUMANJI? ANYONE?  NEGONE LOOKING AS EVIL AS HE POSSIBLY CAN  WE ALL SPLIT UP NEAR THIS AWESOME STORE. I DOUBT ANYONE COULD RESIST IT'S ALLURING PROMISES.  EVAN INSIDE THE SUGARLAND  CHECK OUT WHAT SHAWN BOUGHT OVER THERE! HMMMM  SOOOOOOO EDIBLE. GOTTA LOVE FOOD THAT BARELY REGISTERS AS "NOT POISONOUS"  AVIE AND MIGHTPOTATO PLAYING OLDSCHOOL ARCADES  INSTEAD OF GAMBLING >: (  SOMEONE KNOWNS HOW TO REAP THE VAST REWARDS OF PLAYARCADE  THIS PLACE WAS BENEATH US  MAUS GAMLBING. AND HOLY SHIT CHECK OUT LUIS' FACE!  WHILE EVERYONE WAS ENJOYING THEIR DAY AT THE CASINO, ME, JONAS, JERRY AND JON DECIDED TO GO PLAY A LITTLE GAME OF MINIGOLF.  INSERT COMMENT  WALKING AROUND THE COURSE. IT WAS SORTA CRAPPY  CHECK OUT THE BLUE FOUNTAIN. AND THE ICY COOL TREATS IN OUR HANDS.  TENDER MOMENT WITH THE BRONZE CHILDREN  AW  HURRAY  OUTSIDE, LOOKING AT THE OCEAN.  PROBABLY SOMETHING THAT BELONGS TO DONALD TRUMP.  MAN WE JUST NEVER STOP THE ACTION.  HOLY SHIT, I CAN BE RICH FOR JUST 10 DOLLARS? SOUNDS ILLOGICAL!  JERCURPAC MADE SOME MAJOR MOOLA AT BLACKJACK  TIME TO GO EAT! WE FOLLOW TIM, WHO I THINK PLANNED MOST OF THIS DAY, TO THE RESTAURANT.  DAYUM IS THAT HIS TRADEMARK NOW?  WALKING AROUND LALALA  ICY COOL KILLERS  SCENIC SHOT OF THE BOARDWALK. PRETTY NICE, PRETTY NICE.  MALO TAKING SPACE AS USUAL.  WHY DID I EVEN PICK THIS TO SHOW HERE? AND THIS IS A BEST OF!  AFTER THE HARD DAY OF PARTYING ON THE BEACH AND NOT GAMBLING BECAUSE WE'RE ALL POOR AND WUSSIES, WE GOT TO WAIT AROUND IN THE LOBBY.  AND NOW A NON-BLURRY PICTURE TAKEN BY WADE'S OHSNAP CAM  SOMETHING ELSE THAT WAS BOUGHT AT THE SUGAR CANDY STORE.  THIS MAN BANS PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET.  VIEW OF THE BUFFET. IT WAS PRETTY DELICIOUS. CRAB, LOBSTER, PIZZA. AWESOME  THIS MAN, NOT SO MUCH.  THAT'S A HELLUVA WAY TO GO. JASON WAS GENUINLY SCARED.  WADE JUST CAN'T STOP SHOWING EVERYONE THE PICTURES HE'S TAKEN. AAAAAAAAAAAH WADE!  HOW DELICIOUS DOES THAT LOOK?  GROUP SHOT  GROUP SHOT AGAIN  THEY SELL 2X, 3X AAAAAAAAAND 4X? JACKPOT! ONLY IN AMERICA.  ON THE BOARDWALK YOU CAN GET RIDES FROM DUDE WHO PUSH YOU IN THOSE LITTLE CARTS. SOMEONE COULDN'T RESIST THE TEMPTATION.  OUTRAGEOUS! YOU'LL BE SEING THIS SEXY LITTLE NUMBER AGAIN SOON ENOUGH...  NEGONE PIERCES OUR SOULS WITH HIS STEELY GAZE  ANOTHER NICE VIEW OF THE OUTSIDE WORLD, FOR THOSE OF YOU UNFAMILIAR WITH IT  WAITING AT THE TRAIN STATION OR SOMETHING.   SUDDENLY IT'S NIGHTTIME.  TIME TO GO BACK TO THE HOTEL AND MAKE FACES  NOPE, NEGATIVEONE IS STILL TALLER  GREAT SHOT OF THE TRAIN STATION.  BACK TO THE TRAIN.  BORED, I FLASH PEOPLE IN THE FACE WITH MY CAMERA. WELL PEOPLE AND JONAS.  SUBWAY STATION, MAUS WITH HER BEST "EVIL ELTON JOHN PLAYING HIS INVISIBLE PIANO" IMPRESSION  REPRESENT  SUDDENLY TOM HAS A DIFFERENT SHIRT. NEXT!!! <<< Page1 // Page2 // Page3 // Page4 // Page5 // Page6 >>> |
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