THE MORNING
And so it was the morning, most of us slept around 4 hours either on
the couch or the floor. If you multiply the time Aaron slept by the
places he had available to sleep in his empty room, he technicaly slept
more than us all combined.
<3
I slept on a chair. So I woke up sort of early and go this sweet picture:
Funk using Dan's ass as a pillow. Maus was sleeping right there too, but now we know what Funk likes best....
First thing everyone does when they wake up: get on the internet of course.
Jason is watching his favourite ( canadian spelling lawl) show:
Pass this one around to your loved ones:
After our FREE continental breakfast, we all met back with Tom and
walked around outside a little, ate at Subway ( 6 grams of fat or less
unless you add anytihng but lettuce) and just chilled on the grass.
That grass was so thick that you couldn't touch the soil. I'd talk
about the grass for a couple more hours, but I think that would be too
interesting for this photo album.
Just resting our weary selves:
but.. wait.. what is this?
DO NOT STARE AT THE ABYSS!
More pictures of grass.
Notice Will's ominous look...
Yeah...
I like this picture.... notice the slight unbuttoning of my pants :o :o :o
( hot )
Scenic shot...
There is a huge gap in my pictures at this point, but what we did was
basicaly go to a barcade, which is a bar with arcades and all sort of
crazy games. We were waiting for Shawn to arrive at this point, but we
didn't get to see him before leaving because he's a month away from
being 21 and he got kicked out when Maus ( evil temptress woman) gave
him a beer and he got carded. For shame haha. Stamper was owning at the
claw machines, he won like 3 pillows and some sharks. 5-6 of us ended
up with some air canons ( those blue things down there ) which are
cylinders with a plastic membrane that you have to pull back and then
let go to create a jet of air.
Its really strong.
We let Jason have it. Bwaha.
er...
What the fuck is wrong with my eyes?
Then we went back to the hotel to chill a little before the booze run.
Then flash-forward a couple hours once again. I didn't get food earlier
at the Barcade, neither had Aaron, Shawn ( lawl ) and Evan, so we went
to a little pub. I had a "Sam Adams" because Dave Chapelle makes me
laugh. But 5 dollars for a glass of beer? Fuck you, bar.
Here's us taking pictures of each other:
Then we came back to the Hotel because it was time to drink. Adam
logged on the ngdrunks channel and we just started typing away randomly
and laughing and yelling at the microphone like a bunch of retards.
Maus was happy.
Notice Shawn in the BG talking on the phone. Who's he talking to? Well
that would be ng user ShitonaStick ( resident camwhore ). Lot of us got
to incoherently babble in that phone.
HAha, COmPUTErAWT COOL FsD *hic*
Is this fucking hot or what?
You know what to do with THIS image haha
Tom was still there at this point, with plenty of delicious strong
alcohol coursing through his veins. It was time for a group shot. Josh
is pointing at something, not sure what exactly. All I know is that he
wants it.
( left to right: Luis, Jose, Tom, Dan, Paul, Josh )
My eyes are so fucking red.
Funk is banning some hoser.
Notice how at this point he's carved "NG" on his arm with a knife.
And the night just went more and more crazy from there. I don't
remember much from after because I was ridiculously drunk of my ass.
All I remember is that at one point I walked into the bathroom and I
thought someone had wiped their ass with the towel :o
And the morning after I woke up and my sandals were missing. Turns out
they were in the bathroom that got savagely raped by Paul's vomit. : (
So I did the only humane thing: I went back to sleep with my sandals on.
<3 hotel staff.
On to page 5 for the last full day of zany antics